Happy birthday to meee! Happy birthday to reulann, too! Everyone, have some (completely unbeta'ed, sorry, please tell me if I made a mistake all the mistakes I made!) drabbles!

For these, I had to research sea urchins, cephalopods, sea kayaks, semen, Dr. Who, medieval kitchen equipment (thanks, icarusancalion) and lyres. Meaning: the ratings are everywhere between G ( Read more... )

Sex and Pollen - For hullfire: sunflower/tulip, Fertilizer

Do I have to mention that biologically, this is completely impossible? Thought so. *g*

Follows the events of Flight of the Bumblebee. If, by any chance, you haven't come across the greenhouse verse yet, you might want to check out the index post and start from the beginning.

ETA: There's one ( Read more... )

I'm blaming smuffster (who else?), who wanted her little blue sunflower, and carolyn_claire, who wanted bees. As usual, I took general botany and twisted it to fit the storyline. Which basically means that while a lot of the biological stuff in this little piece is actually true, all combined is pure nonsense. Also, the title is a bit misleading: the bumblebee doesn't ( Read more... )

*laughs herself sick* Okay, yeah. Flower sex. *blames smuffster*

You should read Life in Full Bloom first, though. Provided you're brave enough to actually follow the link. ;)

ETA: Take a look at the family portrait! :D

( Author's Notes )

Heh. I totally blame smuffster's flower icons for this one. And I also blame her for the terrible puns, for no reason at all. *whistles*

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( Greenhouse Drama )